Balderdash

My Dear Sir

You interrupt my thoughts

Intrude upon my mindfulness and

Fill my head with balderdash

You display extraordinary nerve
Prancing about

Festooning my brain with your handsomeness

Sprinkling it with your erudite hodgepodge 

Distracting me

Leaving me dazed beyond succor

You sir create a bawdy hullabaloo 

With your delicious carousing

And your luscious gallivanting 

You leave me no peace

You traipse willy-nilly through my essence

Popping up in your spiffy raffish duds

Really sir I pray you 

Leave me be

You torture me to the point of ribald cantankerousness and shameless debauchery

Your shenanigans rumble about my psyche upending all that is decent

Reducing me to a whirling tirade of insignificance

Then sir you amble off

Leaving one simple periwinkle 

A small blue reminder to temper my foolishness

You lollygag as you go

Grinning and winking

Twirling about

And while I skedaddle to return to a semblance of propriety

Attempting to beget order out of your leftover ruckus

You tiptoe back and knock it all over again

©kcasady2014