My dear sirHave you squired your new honey about my town
Have you found my city to your liking
It is bigger than London
We rank number 20 to your 27
Sadly we have no truly old buildings
You know
The ones dating back back and then
back some more
We call ourselves the New World
The Wild West
We knock over 50-year-old structures thinking them useless and outdated
Fair-minded preservationists do what they can against progress and greed
But they fight with toothpicks against spears and swords
My city dallies with frivolousness
Loaded with cars trotting down
Streets lined with mock Tuscan villas and pretend Spanish haciendas
Our dress screams casual
We take lunches and meetings
You must explore that funky hipster neighborhood in which you now reside
You needn't go far for fun
Your temporary digs put you in proximity to art and food and drink and the beach
But should you desire
A delightful drive up the coast brings you to a small, rundown shack
Perched above the highway
Where you order shrimp by the pound and eat it with your fingers while you inhale the scent of the sea and rub shoulders with leather-clad bikers
Take your dear one to the observatory
High in the hills where the expanse of my town reveals its splendor spread before you like the attention whore it is
Gather her up and take her to our tiny museums housing grander art than our grandest museums
Immerse her in technology and show her the magnificent space ship that cruised around the earth bearing brave men and women
Twenty five times it took to the heavens
Twenty five times it accomplished its missions
Before retiring in utter glory and exhaustion to its hanger beside the freeway
But perhaps you and your lovely choose only to lounge about
Basking in each other's auras
Soaking in love and singularity
Becoming of one flesh as the bible says
Either way
Take my town into your heart
Absorb its quirks
Swagger through its pretentiousness
Burn its offerings into your psyche
Leave unsettled and thus forced to return once again
©kcasady2015